Dear...

Dear Fashion Type People- The late 80s/early 90s already happened. Please stop trying to make them happen again? Thanks.

Dear TV people- "The Fantasia Barrino Story"? Seriously? I mean...seriously?

Dear Sun- We get the point, you're hot. Now can you maybe lay off just a little? Ten degrees or so? You're really overworking yourself.

Dear Expedia.com- I really want to win that $50,000 vacation you're giving away. Can you maybe rig it so that I win? Thanks!