I haven't got the energy to post about Mexico yet, so instead, I'll give you this super-duper nerdy conversation with Kelly!
WARNING! Contains Superman spoilers! And X3. And stuff.
(It may help if you know that I just asked how Lois Lane could be pregnant with a kid that was Superman's, but she thought was Richard's. If she's that bummed about him leaving, why is she off making babies with someone new within weeks?)
Crystal: so it's like... Superman leaves, and three days later, Evil Chick hops in bed with Cyclops?
Kelly: Exactly!
Paradoxikel: Here is my take on it:
Crystal: "Oh, boo hoo, I am sad, but I am going to steal this guy from jean grey!"
Kel: Sman leaves. Lois is depressed, drinking a
Kel: Cyclops is all, dude, my girlfriend just died.
Crystal: rofl
Kel: Lois passes him the whiskey.
Crystal: um, wait, she killed him fist.
Crystal: this is why you shouldn't mix DC and Marvel
Kel: No, Jean Grey "died" in movie 2!
Kel: So it was a while back!
Crystal: OH! Okay, okay.
Kel: It all fits!
Kel: Sman leaves, Jean Grey crushed by tsunami...
Kel: Lois and Cyclops roll in the hay.
Crystal: but wait, where does Wolverine fit in again?
K: I think they don't make leather in Metropolis.
K: So he couldn't come.
Crystal: Shouldn't the kid be able to burn stuff with his eyes either way?
K: Or maybe he was hiding out in the very Central Park looking place.
K: The kid was a germophobe freak until Sman came back!
Crystal: Or maybe Wolverine just has a thing against Lois because she's really dating Will Turner
K: Hmmm.
